I AM MOUNT TRIVSUVIUS! I’m filled with molten trivia and I’m ready to erupt! I shall lay waste to the villages below with my liquid hot knowledge of useless information! FEAR ME!
For your own protection, you should wear your Trivia Shield of Flaming Justice Glory Love at Maddy’s Bar and Grille (Dupont, Washington DC) from about 7:30 ish to about 9:30ish. Those who survive will receive 50 bar dollars!