There are three main routes you can take for your Pub Trivia team name:
1) Your tried and true team name that you use week in and week out
2) An overtly sexual pun
3) Capitalizing on a recent news event
This post deals with #3. Hmm so what’s been in the news recently? Oh I dunno, maybe the government acting like a bunch of 5-year-olds?
So here are 15 Bar Trivia team names inspired by the Shut Down. Some are lousy. Write new ones in the comments (or on Twitter) and I’ll add them.
Stay busy, my fair furloughed friends.
Furlough-ering the Bar
The only thing we’re shutting down tonight is our sobriety
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Boehner
I didn’t know the New York Giants were government employees
You can’t blame the shutdown for your sex life
You can shut down our government, but you can never shut down OUR FREEDOM!!
Contact your doctor if your Boehner lasts longer than 6 hours
Republicans? More like Re-being a bunch o’ morons
I don’t get a paycheck, but hey, at least this place is giving me a free sandwich!
Shut Down, Ass Up
Shut em down open up shop [and then your team goes “Ohhh. Nooo. That’s how roughriders roll.“]
Never go full-Republican
If it’s called Furlough, why am I so High?
Day 3: I can only watch so many Say Yes to the Dress marathons
This is worse than when Newman shut down the electricity in Jurassic Park
Shout out on Twitter if you’ve got any better ones.